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Epic, beautiful. I will take this to my grave.

This is a fucking awsome cover!

I really want a bike but its annoying how I'll have to pay extra for a larger frame. The ladies ones are mostly too small for me. I don't like the look of the ladies ones anyway to be honest. The ones designed for men actually look really cool. I'll probably get the "Omg why are you riding a man's bike!" type comments. Erm, they do the same fucking job. They both have two wheels and get you from A to B. The bar maybe slightly different so I'll have to watch and not hurt my lady front bottom.

I actually feel sorry for that teacher who put that teenager in hospital. The little shit probably deserved it. He looks like a cheeky little twat as well and apparently he was a trouble making shit. I've witnessed first hand teachers crying and even one of my teachers killed himself because of what he was put through at school. Pupils think they own the place, they really do. They spit at teachers, they throw things at them and they make their life hell. You can only take so much before you snap and lash out or do something awful in reaction. I bet my life on it that this teacher's stress leave was caused by the school. Its in a shithole as well, apparently.

I don't wish this kid to die, I just hope he comes out of this very fucking sore and scared. I hope he realises that you cannot put people through sheer fucking misery when they are only trying to provide with an eduction.

Everyone has the right to an education? No they don't when they are going to disrespect teachers.

Hahaha, I have to go and see this. This man is a genuis

I find it hilarious when some people (all guys, never heard a woman say this) brand the band HIM "faggots" and "gay". Its so hilarious and I feel sorry for their poor education. I wasn't aware that singing about love or dressing somewhat feminine automatically made you a homosexual. Oh, and the other term I've heard for them is "pussy music". Someone please explain that one to me. Most people just say they hate this band because its the in thing to hate. Its cool to say you hate certain bands and I'm myself to be honest. Metal doesn't always have to be macho or have a rough, aggressive kind of voice.

They should seriously realise that Cannibal Corpse isn't the gospel. Infact, they should also realise that singing songs about "I cum blood" and smashing womens faces in isn't shocking anymore. They seriously a great source of entertainment, they really are. Their music is fucking awful anyway and I still cannot believe they supported Children of Bodom. Children of Bodom shit on CC from a great height.

Fuck all this "death to emo" and "punk is shit" crap. I don't give a flying fuck how someone dresses or what they listen to as long as they aren't a bastard. I have friend who listen to Babyshambles and I seriously hate that band, haha, but they are still my friends and I don't think they are wankers for that.

I just hate people who force themselves into a role and act like a complete bastard with it.

You know some Manics fans have looked down on me because I listen to metal? That's pathetic really. I'm not going to pretend I love Patrick Wolf, Pere Ubu (or however you spell it) just to fit in with them. Infact, I seriously dislike most music Nicky Wire loves. I'm not being arrogant in the slightest but I think the Manics would think more of someone like me who is completely being themself rather than trying to fit in.

I love the way Irn Bru make adverts that offend and annoy the fuck out of humourless bores!










Hehe! I don't like the drink itself though, it tastes of pure sugar!

The mighty PETA have decided to place a poster outside a hosptial which states "MEAT KILLS" with the words "swine flu" branded all over it. Are they fucking simple? You do not catch swine flu from eating cooked meat. Seriously, they never fail to surprise me really. I do agree with some of what they say but jeez, no wonder people get so pissed-off by them. I would admire them so much if they didn't demand the impossible and brand everyone who eats meat the spawn of satan. Just because someone eats meat that doesn't make them a sadistic bastard. They aren't actually harming or killing animals. Besides, you will NEVER get the general public to ever stop eating meat. And just because someone DOESN'T eat meat that doesn't mean to say they are angelic and great. I've known some right wanker veggie twats in my life.

Apparently some people have taken their own lives over Michael Jackson passing away. What really annoys me is that people make comments like "Stupid cunt, well rid of them!". That's a shocking thing to say. People get suicidal and no matter what the cause they deserve fucking help like anyone else. They need help to put things into perspective, yes, but they also do not need insensitive people making such negative comments. Some people are extremely sensitive and others should respect that. Don't make them fucking worse.

Its very sad when you lose an idol but musicians die and that's part of life. But I can totally understand how bad it can make you feel. I understand what its like to feel sad over something like this.

Why couldn't it have been Margaret Thatcher instead of Michael Jackson? And I'm not contradicting myself as I have a good reason to be insensitive about that old bastard. She made life miserable, a complete hell for people in my town back in the 80s. She destroyed so many people's lives and has blood on her hands too. She's the spawn of satan.

When they knocked the pit down here they should have fucking put her in it and blew her right up into fucking space.

The only good thing about Glastonbury is Bruce Springsteen

I am fucking more than angry, I cannot fucking SEE straight!!!!!!!!!!!

My arsehole ex said on his bebo "YEAY Michael Jackson is dead finaly WOOOP, Drinks are on me for the death of the PEDO". What a fucking piece of shit he really is. If I see him again I'm going to smack him right in his face. This is quite an ironic comment considering he picked up a 15 year old girl from myspace in his car. What a disgusting piece of fucking anorexic emo bastard. People call Michael Jackson a freak? Fuck sake, they haven't met this wanker yet. I actually thought to myself "Hmm, I bet that twat has something to say about this and I bet he will declare it on his attention-seeking bebo page". Its people like him who are so fucking nasty, such uneducated fucking liars that deserve not to be here. He obviously didn't follow the coverage or read anything at all about the so-called child molestation case. Mind you, he cannot even fucking read properly or spell his name and claims he is dyslexic. He isn't dyslexic, he's just fucking thick and I know that for a fact. I'm smart enough to know when someone is dyslexic and my heart goes out to those who are. He wasn't because it was strange how he could pick and choose what he could read properly.

Arsehole, wanker, idiot, waste of space, dumb fuck, twat, ugly shit, wannabe emo cunt, cliched fuck, listens to shite music, shagged a 15 year old at the age of 20, lazy, everything handed to him on a plate, mummy and daddy buys him cars and other crap, doesn't pay rent, does fuck all, drinks all the time, tries to be cool with his image, idiotic, family of weirdos, makes up stories about me, LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have never hated a human being quite as much as this. Infact, he's the only person on the planet I actually hate with an undying passion.

Michael Jackson has died apparently. That's incredibly sad and tragic.

I'm really the stig, seriously. The last revelation was a hoax. Its really me. Honest.

Hahahaa, this video is funny as hell. I seriously love this band and Alec Empire's solo stuff. It just lifts you, makes you stop sitting crying about shit you can't do anything about, haha.

Anyone know where I can download a clean copy of macromedia flash? Cracked of course, no trial shit!

I hope the "woman" who sexually abused her own child via webcam gets beaten to death in jail. I hope she suffers and is left lingering for a few days, writhing in agony with her head burst open. Infact, someone should perform a "bowels out" Hannibal style on her. What a sadistic waste of space she is doing that to her own child. I hope the courts don't go soft on her just because she is a woman. I bet they will, I bet they will be like "She clearly has a mental illness blah blah". Either that or she will be protected in jail.

I also hope the bitch who had disgusting images of children on her computer and also abused children (in the UK) gets a serious beating. This woman worked in a nursery! I can understand that the majority of people would never think a woman would do this, neither would I until now, but surely someone must have noticed something wasn't right? Mind you, this country is piss poor at doing checks before giving people a job.

You know, I never thought I would see the say when a woman would abuse children or have images on her computer. I have heard of women being involved but keeping it quiet because her husband or boyfriend has been the ring leader. Of course there is no excuse for either but these women done this entirley themselves. At least if you are in a sadistic, abusive relationship and are afraid to speak up you can almost (ALMOST A VERY LOOSE TERM) understand how someone can be scared but again there really isn't an excuse for it.

What a sick world we live in.

what.....the..........fuck

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Why haven't they locked-up Pete Doherty and given him a sentence which anyone else would get? Why is he allowed to be a waster and put people's lives in danger by drink driving without suffering the same punishment as Joe Bloggs? The man is a waster, can't write for shit and he isn't a poet. He's a waste of space and has proven that. He has been given so many chances and so much help to get clean. He's abused those chances because he is selfish and if anyone feels sorry for him they are idiotic and on another planet. People should give up on him now because he obviously doesn't want to get clean.

I seriously have never laughed so much in a long time. I feel for them but omfg, I'm pissing myself right now.

I used to kind of like Gordon Ramsay but for fuck sake, where does he get off calling some woman an "ugly old pig" and supposedly a "lesbian". This women isn't an ugly old pig nor a lesbian. How dare he speak about another person like that when he has no valid reasons to. She had the right attitude about it and said:



Haha, fantastic response! I love this woman and she's a fantastic example to young women. Why do some women take such shit? I've been called similar names, been called every name understand sun in my life as a lot of women have. Calling a woman an ugly pig is such a crap, lazy insult in the first place. Its something both men and women say because they think it will hurt a woman. If she had made a personal attack on his appearance (because he isn't exactly perfect himself in my opinion) then fair enough, he would have cause to say something back.

Some people, eh? They need to look at their own life before insulting others randomly.